Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 100
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Star Wars logic SCORE 65
he said, "why" SCORE 100
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
They know the truth. SCORE 78
WWJD? SCORE 96
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Never sink SCORE 146
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
