Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
The Office cameos SCORE 11
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Do the blink! SCORE 24
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
*have SCORE 17
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Words. SCORE 9
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
hello little friend SCORE 20
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
