thanks, mom SCORE 30
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
the dream life SCORE 20
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
living on the edge! SCORE 31
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
i’m flattered SCORE 16
why i love weekends SCORE 17
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
the more you know SCORE 19
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
moths love lamp SCORE -2
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
how i get super powers SCORE 26
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
prove me wrong SCORE 20
book, try reading one SCORE 28
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
it started with a donut SCORE 19
whoops SCORE 13
