4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -23
Human stahp SCORE 0
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
bender logic SCORE 7
Soon! SCORE 132
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
duckface SCORE -6
jabba the cat SCORE 3
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
Feeling down? SCORE 104
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
what obama looks like SCORE -9
Would not bang SCORE -9
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Now what? SCORE 174
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
