*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Movie Magic SCORE 27
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I would eat them. SCORE 41
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
treat? SCORE 25
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
It’s all good. SCORE 49
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
WELL THEN SCORE 17
