thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 21
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 36
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 21
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 36
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
judges judily SCORE 20
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
