Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
A rare edit. SCORE 24
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 38
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
