You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 85
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
NONSENSE SCORE 67
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 131
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
#stopit SCORE 98
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
No one listens to me SCORE 157
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Problem solved. SCORE 111
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
Old Habits SCORE 81
Smooth AF SCORE 102
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 66
