Let it happen. SCORE 34
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
🤔 SCORE 20
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Never forget. SCORE 30
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Be petty SCORE 35
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24