50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Good boi summer SCORE 75
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Problem solved SCORE 34
easy money SCORE 29
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
The obvious answer SCORE 26
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Stress relief SCORE 45
It’s my super power SCORE 44
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Plot twist! SCORE 41