That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
Smooth AF SCORE 101
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
#stopit SCORE 98
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Old Habits SCORE 81
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
