That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
#stopit SCORE 98
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
Old Habits SCORE 81
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143