Going home for vacation SCORE 14
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Accurate. SCORE 146
2pactopus SCORE 113
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
The power of barking SCORE 18
The Twortle SCORE 142
Now kiss… SCORE 115
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Same thing… SCORE 21
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 287
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Trollololo! SCORE 151
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
