He probably thought there were two trees... SCORE 25
How daylight savings time should work. SCORE 247
I was told there would be ladies by the pool... SCORE 78
I'm not afraid of flying... SCORE 237
BONJOUR SCORE 56
M I L K Y W A Y SCORE 105
The tiniest bunny. SCORE 255
Down, not out SCORE 26
2 Weeks After that Direct Deposit Hits. SCORE 68
You don't ever have to grow up. SCORE 414
Pspspspspsps SCORE 24
New owners of a house find this message left for them 23 years ago. SCORE 129
So cruel. SCORE 124
Hey gurrrl SCORE 25
Summer. SCORE 130
Literally just got done revising and re-bullshitting my resume for a job at my university. SCORE 172
When I came out as Hispanic SCORE 151
Nightmares. SCORE 159
Message received. SCORE 109
Damn it Alex SCORE 146
Favourite childhood memory SCORE 93
It's embarrassing how many don't understand SCORE 144
Everyone talks about the hoverboard. This is what I want from Back to the Future. SCORE 57
Giant Sequoias (human for scale). SCORE 27
148 students were killed in Kenya SCORE 221
Best friends comforting each other SCORE 179
The Best Power Rangers Cosplay Ever SCORE 114
This plate gets it. SCORE 238
Mind = blown SCORE 179
Can I try on the hat? SCORE 21
Plead the fifth, kitty. SCORE 28
Ballistic fart SCORE 98
