this professor rested their case SCORE 38
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
everything is just fine SCORE 19
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
security is tight around here SCORE 31
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
