the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
evil genius SCORE 13
crap SCORE 16
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
you’ve been warned SCORE 22
dirty talk SCORE 22
alien defector SCORE 20
with me, always SCORE 14
happy birthday! SCORE 19
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
burns so good SCORE 4
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 41
that’s a snake SCORE 22
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
pure happiness SCORE 20
always screaming SCORE 5
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
It’s not working SCORE 12
i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17
time is of the essence SCORE 17
there goes my happiness SCORE 19
more milk per milk SCORE 17
everything else sucks SCORE 16
the worst SCORE 19
this is me SCORE 39
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20
flan from god SCORE 22
