This is why I game. SCORE 38
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 20
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Father son goals. SCORE 36
This thicc banana SCORE 18
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Barista good. SCORE 61
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
City’s full. SCORE 20
*easily amused* SCORE 46
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Irony is art. SCORE 31
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Love is odd. SCORE 42
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Give us the tomate! SCORE 25
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46