Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Agent T SCORE 261
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Thriller. SCORE 137
Pickup lines SCORE 104
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
quiet fives SCORE -3
What torture. SCORE 190
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Water is wet SCORE 26
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
No officer… SCORE 146
Doing dips. SCORE 132
government logic SCORE 11
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
This is my song! SCORE 90
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
School notes. SCORE 254
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332