Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. SCORE 133
The time Lily took James to the cinema. SCORE 313
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
My Dad Didn’t Strut SCORE 11
No man chooses evil because it is evil… SCORE 192
Are you the internet? SCORE 15
It escalated quickly… SCORE 19
Too many puns. SCORE 12
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
Birthdays… SCORE 11
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Why would I not believe that? SCORE 207
Oops. SCORE 223
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
step brothers SCORE 2
Infomercials SCORE 192
game of thronized SCORE -3
Bang! SCORE 194
Watcha reading? SCORE 17
How to cook soup. SCORE 182
Well, I guess he’s gone forever… SCORE 210
My reaction if I saw the Tardis irl. SCORE 189
Trollolololo. SCORE 14
My home town. SCORE 143
Num num num num SCORE 5
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Scumbag pe teacher. SCORE 234
Lucky you I’m happy today, otherwise… SCORE 5
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -5
Run for your life SCORE 218
