How I learned to count. SCORE 174
This year will be different! SCORE 101
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
The perfect martini. SCORE 4
I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
This year. SCORE 136
How women flirt. SCORE 139
How Canadians swim. SCORE 222
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 62
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
I made it with my bum! SCORE 210
Like a boss? SCORE 139
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
Makes sense. SCORE -161
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 59
Sock kitty! SCORE 169
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
