Then I was born. SCORE 240
Cookies. Not even once. SCORE 147
I like big books & I cannot lie. SCORE 181
The venus flyyyy trap. SCORE 122
When people wear confusing costumes for halloween. SCORE 150
A zombie Charlie Brown Halloween. SCORE 53
Trust me, I’m a firefighter. SCORE 109
You make a compelling point. SCORE 169
Nursing homes in 30 years. SCORE 128
Haven’t you heard of catfish? SCORE 68
They killed Kenny, again… SCORE 154
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
Come to the dark side. We have tea! SCORE 116
How ADHD works. SCORE 179
The human bicycle. SCORE 243
Wouldn’t we all do this for pizza?! SCORE 7
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 152
My car. SCORE 87
How to teach English literature. SCORE 93
How to troll your dad. SCORE 178
Police fail. SCORE 220
Anatomy of a cast. SCORE 130
How I feel about pizza. SCORE 59
I scream, you scream. SCORE 109
Rawr SCORE -5
The original Freudian Slip. SCORE 102
Ultimate fan SCORE 157
Whenever the Internet dies. SCORE 46
So called “Trader” Joe’s… SCORE 175
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
Whenever I hear my name, but I can’t tell from where. SCORE 113
Man’s best friend. SCORE 126