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Please%26%238230%3BDon%26%238217%3Bt+disturb+me%26%238230%3B
You+have+no+power+here%26%238230%3B
You have no power here… SCORE 19
Mask+up%2C+horsies%21
Mask up, horsies! SCORE 21
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
RIP+yahoo+answers
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
Maybe+go+for+a+run%26%238230%3B
Maybe go for a run… SCORE 21
The+duality+of+parenthood.
The duality of parenthood. SCORE 25
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+more+wall+art%26%238230%3B
We’re gonna need more wall art… SCORE 20
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily. SCORE 35
The+right+person+for+the+job%2C+in+my+opinion%26%238230%3B+%2Fs
The right person for the job, in my opinion… /s SCORE 10
Filthy+trixies%26%238230%3B
Filthy trixies… SCORE 27
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
When+fish+meets+doge.
When fish meets doge. SCORE 23
My+body+is+ready+for+the+netherworld.+Come+at+me.
My body is ready for the netherworld. Come at me. SCORE 20
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Stick+it+to+them%21+Buy+a+horse%21
Stick it to them! Buy a horse! SCORE 17
Perseverance+on+the+move%2C+circa+Mars.
Perseverance on the move, circa Mars. SCORE 21
2022+me+has+a+familiar+vibe+about+it.
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+a+charge%26%238230%3B
Yeah I’m going to need a charge… SCORE 23
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Let+the+gatos+drink.
Let the gatos drink. SCORE 23
Could+you+not%2C+child%3F
Could you not, child? SCORE 17
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Bless+each+other+PRN.
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Tax+dollars+well+spent.
Tax dollars well spent. SCORE 20
Do+I+even+care%26%238230%3B%3F
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
You+get+that+bank+though%2C+Gwyneth.
You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27
Gunner+the+good+doge.
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Tell+that+to+krunk+me+%40+2AM%26%238230%3B
Tell that to krunk me @ 2AM… SCORE 29
Issa+side+quest.
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
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Such incredibly tacky. SCORE 55
Sadness+from+1984+included%21
Sadness from 1984 included! SCORE 41
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John, muh qwueen. SCORE 44
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