plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
staring at a menu SCORE 17
downward spiral SCORE 22
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
i love you in german SCORE 19
third red light in a row SCORE 18
birthday cod SCORE 28
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
very smol awoo SCORE 26
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
clever girls SCORE 12
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
i have a book SCORE 31
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
failing at therapy SCORE 19
