maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Human stahp SCORE 0
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
That doesn’t look right… SCORE 1
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
duckface SCORE -8
How cats work SCORE 4
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Deal with it. SCORE 109
Insomnia Jeopardy. SCORE 133
Zombies SCORE 6
Rules For Success SCORE 5
The twist ending. SCORE 55
Trolling Rabbit SCORE 2
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
bender logic SCORE 8
Things I’ve Said to My Children. SCORE 309
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Awkward… SCORE 295
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
Actually… SCORE 341
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -26
Astronaut Problems SCORE 6
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
Butterfly fun-facts. SCORE 93
Would not bang SCORE -12
what obama looks like SCORE -10