friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
judges judily SCORE 20
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
bear with me SCORE 26
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
