When parents text. SCORE 211
Well, at least you have that? SCORE 65
Who’s the father? SCORE 163
Sometimes Google weirds me out. SCORE 257
Every T-Shirt Sheldon has ever worn. SCORE 112
Life. SCORE 179
Put the elderly in prison SCORE 39
Having Darth as a dad. SCORE 196
Things that ruin your day. SCORE 312
Pessimist vs. Optimist vs. Psychologist. SCORE 121
Nope. SCORE 98
Yep. SCORE 142
Pounce practice. SCORE 209
Om nom nom! SCORE 163
I think not. SCORE 146
1 Point Spidey, 0 points villain SCORE -5
You and me both. SCORE 159
But I am already in my pajamas SCORE 186
A dog’s life. SCORE 201
Another Dancing Spider-Man SCORE 3
Om nom nom. SCORE 139
Grumpy Cat. SCORE 84
How to know if you’re racist. SCORE 184
I’ll take one, please. SCORE 152
Father of the year. SCORE 290
Lousy iPhone! SCORE 229
Likely story. SCORE 396
Not a bad idea. SCORE 50
Because, cute. SCORE 134
Trolololo. SCORE 451
I loved sneep. SCORE 403
Worth it. SCORE 359
