The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Ladies… SCORE 173
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I love you. SCORE 20
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Friends. SCORE 213
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
How people see me. SCORE 233
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
New books. SCORE 200
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
