Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
I can teleport! SCORE 1333
Like a… SCORE 601
Uhhh… SCORE 721
Heaven. SCORE 937
Good luck. SCORE 866
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
Oh. SCORE 1232
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1416
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 522
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. SCORE 1208
Sometimes. SCORE 913
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Zorro to the rescue! SCORE 950
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
Tumblr vs Facebook. SCORE 599
Just a frozen lake. SCORE 232
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Dancing otter. SCORE 135
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Please be troll. SCORE 703
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Seven hours. SCORE 495
Wind blows. SCORE 841
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
New sitcom. SCORE 911