Light up, king. SCORE 29
More screen time is the answer. SCORE 13
It ain’t stupid if it works. SCORE 27
OK but whom has eyes on momma? SCORE 22
I feel cured as heck, thanks. SCORE 26
It’s my go..? …now? SCORE 21
This pastor deserves tax exempt status, probably. SCORE 33
ALL THE MASKS! SCORE 6
Banks know too much… SCORE 31
Seems a little obtuse, if you were asking my opinion. SCORE 24
Mom get off my insta… SCORE 23
It’s snakes sometimes, but this time it’s just snacks. SCORE 41
Southern hospitality shines bright. SCORE 24
Cross-country art. SCORE 27
Very spacious… as you’ll find out. SCORE 15
I can not believe you right now… SCORE 18
Wrecked’um SCORE 26
Let me be the first to apologize for the slanderous way in which I previously communicated… SCORE 19
GARFIEEEELELLLD! SCORE 28
That’ll do! SCORE 26
Recommended quarterly for best results. SCORE 27
Interplanetary chubby, probably. SCORE 28
Nathan, I hope you found love, or something. SCORE 22
and there’s more where that came from… SCORE 30
It’s for use on Tuesdays. SCORE 23
How to load luggage on a plane. SCORE 25
Proud papa with his little ones. SCORE 31
This explains Pennywise and his antics. SCORE 27
It’s been a good year for bananas. SCORE 31
Cuddle up. SCORE 8
Use the right tool for the job, basically. SCORE 32
You’re a scourge upon our forests. SCORE 24
