And here we go. SCORE 64
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
Cash me outside. SCORE 57
Jesse, its time to cook! SCORE 130
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 214
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Detachable Titties SCORE 121
GIMME SCORE 116
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 123
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
My older brother SCORE 62
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
Heartbreak SCORE 110
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 80
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Oh dear SCORE 109
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
identical twins cribs SCORE 110
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
What are they saying about you? SCORE 129
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
