‘Murica. SCORE 135
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
Business in the front… SCORE 101
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
I believe it. SCORE 127
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
Like a boss. SCORE 129
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -3
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
A hero. SCORE 511
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
So Delicious SCORE -253
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Metal Pole Bang “Art” SCORE -17
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
