thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
have a good one eh SCORE 17
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
everything is just fine SCORE 19
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
security is tight around here SCORE 31
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14