A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
Sharing is caring. SCORE 26
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
Perched. SCORE 34
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Stick Figures SCORE 25
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 23
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
The bus driver. SCORE 41
I’ll allow it. SCORE 31
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
First and last episode SCORE 29
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 21
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 36
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 17
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
Ruff day… SCORE 24
You’re published! SCORE 35
She must be wasted… SCORE 23
No one ever does… SCORE 21
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
