Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
2pactopus SCORE 113
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Accurate. SCORE 146
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The Twortle SCORE 142
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Same thing… SCORE 21
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135