My town’s police department knows how to social media SCORE 228
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
No son of mine. SCORE 102
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
Talking to parents on the phone SCORE 97
A magical world in an old, wooden post. SCORE 106
Yep, This Is Still Me SCORE 96
Story of my life SCORE 80
Most accurate Mean Tweet I’ve seen SCORE 125
I’d like to solve the puzzle! SCORE 84
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 116
8 year old girl found a 1500 year old Viking Sword while swimming in a lake in Sweden SCORE 88
Scamlock Holmes SCORE 96
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
Horse lungs when inflated SCORE 92
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Your desperate is showing… SCORE 96
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
Snake Humor SCORE 86
Good luck wimp. SCORE 80
Dropping my new album soon SCORE 88
3D Floor SCORE 90
Printing Sad Keanu In 3d SCORE 49
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119