how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Never sink SCORE 146
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
They know the truth. SCORE 78
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
