for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
we are all connected SCORE 16
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
a genius idea SCORE 24
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
have a good one eh SCORE 17
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
everything is just fine SCORE 19
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
