Steal the world! SCORE 22
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
hello little friend SCORE 20
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
*have SCORE 17
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Words. SCORE 9
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Do the blink! SCORE 24
The Office cameos SCORE 11
