A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
I GUESS SCORE 46
The life of a book. SCORE 74
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Mama no. SCORE 52
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
+ cry. SCORE 119
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
