This guy gets ladies… SCORE 40
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Hello fren. SCORE 28
What a dream job… SCORE 31
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37