How to change your life in under 30 seconds. SCORE 28
Maggie darling, you really did well. SCORE 34
An accurate representation. SCORE 22
You can’t outsmart an outsmarter… SCORE 20
You broke my heart, bruv. SCORE 26
This ones a gimme… SCORE 16
Bring on the pain. SCORE 24
The maths checks out. SCORE 24
He’s more than just a son, he a fren. SCORE 26
Isn’t that just the tits. SCORE 18
He’s called Puddin’ SCORE 20
30 year old aftertaste… SCORE 33
It is time for *concern* SCORE 27
1904 Olympics was a bit dramatic. SCORE 36
This is great news! SCORE 23
Never mind your thesis… SCORE 27
OK but have you seen the economy lately? SCORE 13
Wait a minute! SCORE 19
I SEE SCORE 24
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
So there I was, chewing away… SCORE 27
Cerb was a good boy. SCORE 24
Don’t worry, it’s parody. SCORE 25
When bun vs corn. SCORE 22
The sooner we open the schools SCORE 9
You can’t handle my wizarding. SCORE 17
I can hear it from here. SCORE 22
It is a cup, afterall… SCORE 20
Some say you’re still clapping to this day… SCORE 17
I pushed the wrong button, apparently. SCORE 21
A cup for thine enemies. SCORE 19
A literalist and a klepto walk in to a store… SCORE 30
