oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
taking cover SCORE 13
working it out now SCORE 29
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
streaming meaning SCORE 21
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
baby food SCORE 14
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
memory log found SCORE 16
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
overboard overloading SCORE 18
hee hee SCORE 11
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
boasting brains SCORE 13
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
peeking perusal SCORE 11
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
a shell of a point SCORE 34
the godflower SCORE 13
computer muter SCORE 20
half-baked SCORE 16
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
