OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Rob knows how to live. SCORE 23
This snake’s camo pattern is digital-esque (by John Irby’) SCORE 29
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
I wonder why the keep inviting us back. – Grans, probably. SCORE 22
treat? SCORE 25
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Take two happy mortars and see me in a week. SCORE 28
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
My pet dragon. SCORE 26
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Life, etc SCORE 36
Aussie Road Trains are impressive. SCORE 24
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
Ultra noodle SCORE 22
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
This aged well. SCORE 18
You will forever be an acquaintance. SCORE 26
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Tis the season. SCORE 26
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20