Why aren't we funding this? SCORE 176
A cat's life. SCORE 99
Hail Glyptodon! SCORE 24
How do I hit that (ball)... SCORE 22
To long for an alternate ending. SCORE 33
When someone asks if I even lift SCORE 88
I suppose I am the very clown I fear... SCORE 11
So weird, right? SCORE 130
No, actually... SCORE 34
hmu SCORE 105
Dangerous frozen yogurt prank SCORE 140
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
AOL runs a tight ship. SCORE 347
The art of procrastination. SCORE 101
Cars and Their Faces SCORE 140
Did someone say pennies? SCORE 23
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 287
Drugs are bad mmmkay SCORE 136
It's all about the attitude SCORE 169
Make the military great again... SCORE 29
Well, probably not everyone... SCORE 29
Women are like snowflakes. SCORE -198
Pizza Fries? Yes, please. SCORE 156
I'm not alone. SCORE 404
We all have that friend SCORE 67
Crazy how nature do dat SCORE 133
Never stop dating your significant other SCORE 83
Kids say the funniest and smartest things sometimes SCORE 250
Testing the new label maker... SCORE 39
Whoa, Carl! SCORE 157
Living in England for a year now SCORE 55
Bullies bad. SCORE 29
