
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31

i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14

very subtle SCORE 17

tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24

my next hobby SCORE 13

everyone needs a hill SCORE 25

memes cure everything SCORE 10

the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25

some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22

that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28

my fart is on the floor SCORE 25

no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16

you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10

and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18

important notes for male writers SCORE 42

happens all the time SCORE 26

can’t hurt to try SCORE 31

what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22

the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35

the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20

medical mystery SCORE 25

tiny but a might roar SCORE 18

tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14

then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25

you’re probably faking it SCORE 53

wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18

hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17

no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21

absolutely exhausting SCORE 21

the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15

i just love food too much SCORE 21

where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44