ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
No. SCORE 88
BURN! SCORE 232
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Puppy! SCORE 107
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
40 years later. SCORE 121
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Accurate. SCORE 174
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Every time. SCORE 123
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Grass Fence SCORE 215
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
