Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Google Translated Let It Go SCORE 131
Who needs cookies anyway? SCORE 159
According to my calculations… SCORE 21
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 22
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 296
Why did the chicken cross the road? SCORE 293
Dictionaries SCORE 20
Just girly things! SCORE 12
Meanwhile, in Toy Story 3. SCORE -14
Twins? SCORE 172
I think that this book series is a bit racist. SCORE 218
Space Unicorn SCORE 8
Don’t drink and drive. SCORE 450
Banana sculpture. SCORE 19
Total deaths per planet. SCORE 138
Next summer I’ll be six… SCORE 257
What sex ed should be. SCORE 195
My McDonald’s pancake has a serial number. SCORE 150
What if?!?!?!?! SCORE 193
Love. SCORE 137
The world would be a better place… SCORE 175
Seriously? SCORE 22
Members only. SCORE 8
Do you believe in miracles? 34 years ago today! SCORE 4
Close enough… SCORE 12
Yes, I would like one diabetes, please. SCORE 175
Nip. Not even once SCORE 19
How I came out to my entire extended family at once. SCORE 384
umm… SCORE 13
Got my weave did. SCORE 113
Only as a friend. SCORE 11
