i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 23
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
therapy burn SCORE 29
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
puzzling SCORE 18
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
fancy af SCORE 10
glucose guardian SCORE 12
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
dreams are fun SCORE 28
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
one is never an option SCORE 11
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
enter my what now? SCORE 27
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
boom SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
not a high success rate SCORE 25
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
