I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Getting older. SCORE 142
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 224
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
