I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
The Twortle SCORE 142
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Accurate. SCORE 146
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
The future. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
2pactopus SCORE 113
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
The power of barking SCORE 18
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
